1 00:00:03,750 --> 00:00:04,792 I can't believe Jenna's even Thinking 2 00:00:04,792 --> 00:00:05,833 About getting back Together with him. 3 00:00:05,833 --> 00:00:08,625 That one Or that one? 4 00:00:08,625 --> 00:00:10,042 That one. That one. 5 00:00:10,042 --> 00:00:10,958 You haven't ever Been tempted to get Back with jason? 6 00:00:10,958 --> 00:00:14,833 Well... I don't know. 7 00:00:14,833 --> 00:00:17,458 That one or that one? 8 00:00:17,458 --> 00:00:18,792 That one. That one. 9 00:00:18,792 --> 00:00:21,500 But he hasn't Cheated on me Over and over again. 10 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:23,750 That one or that one? 11 00:00:23,750 --> 00:00:25,292 That one. That one. 12 00:00:25,292 --> 00:00:26,917 Megan, why are We doing this? 13 00:00:26,917 --> 00:00:27,958 I mean, do you have A new guy you're 14 00:00:27,958 --> 00:00:29,208 Stalking Or something? 15 00:00:29,208 --> 00:00:31,042 No, but I read somewhere That it's a good idea 16 00:00:31,042 --> 00:00:32,458 To keep current pictures Of yourself, 17 00:00:32,458 --> 00:00:35,333 So I snapped these Boob and but selfies Just in case. 18 00:00:35,333 --> 00:00:36,958 Your boobs are Very photogenic, 19 00:00:36,958 --> 00:00:38,917 But I can't Concentrate on Nipple lighting 20 00:00:38,917 --> 00:00:40,417 And cleavage Cropping right now. 21 00:00:40,417 --> 00:00:41,583 Jenna was on this Path to becoming 22 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:42,708 A more Independent woman. 23 00:00:42,708 --> 00:00:43,625 Now she's just Slipping away. 24 00:00:43,625 --> 00:00:46,333 Yeah. 25 00:00:46,333 --> 00:00:48,875 How big was the ring? 26 00:00:48,875 --> 00:00:50,292 On a scale Of "I'm sorry" 27 00:00:50,292 --> 00:00:51,500 To "I royally Fucked up," 28 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:52,625 Definitely closer To the latter. 29 00:00:52,625 --> 00:00:54,000 I wonder what The makeup sex Was like. 30 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,208 Oh, she didn't Have any, 31 00:00:56,208 --> 00:00:57,083 Or at least that's What they said. 32 00:00:57,083 --> 00:00:59,417 They're "Taking It slow." 33 00:00:59,417 --> 00:01:00,375 You know, I totally Get it. 34 00:01:00,375 --> 00:01:03,458 Makeup sex is The fucking worst. 35 00:01:03,458 --> 00:01:07,542 Carrie wants it to be, Like, this tender apology, 36 00:01:07,542 --> 00:01:09,250 And I want to be, Like, this passionate, 37 00:01:09,250 --> 00:01:11,708 "Holy fuck, my toes Are numb" sort of thing. 38 00:01:11,708 --> 00:01:13,667 I thought all sex Is good sex. 39 00:01:13,667 --> 00:01:15,167 Megan, sex is not Like pizza. 40 00:01:15,167 --> 00:01:16,667 I have definitely Had bad sex. 41 00:01:16,667 --> 00:01:19,042 Yep. Me, too. 42 00:01:19,042 --> 00:01:22,667 I know, right? Me, too. 43 00:01:22,667 --> 00:01:27,542 But breakup sex, That shit is Always awesome. 44 00:01:27,542 --> 00:01:29,958 In fact, breakup sex With jason was 45 00:01:29,958 --> 00:01:31,375 The best sex Of our relationship. 46 00:01:31,375 --> 00:01:32,583 Am I right? 47 00:01:32,583 --> 00:01:35,500 I never had Breakup sex With jason. 48 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:38,292 Actually, I've never Had breakup sex With anyone. 49 00:01:38,292 --> 00:01:41,375 Well...Maybe you should. 50 00:01:41,375 --> 00:01:43,375 No matter what, You'll have amazing sex, 51 00:01:43,375 --> 00:01:45,875 And maybe you'll get The closure you're Looking for. 52 00:01:45,875 --> 00:01:47,583 Kari kimmel: ♪ that you're A joke, oh, oh, oh, ♪ 53 00:01:47,583 --> 00:01:49,083 ♪ oh, oh, oh ♪ 54 00:01:49,083 --> 00:01:52,875 ♪ oh, oh, oh, Oh, oh, oh ♪ 55 00:02:02,875 --> 00:02:05,042 Kristin diable: ♪ listen close ♪ 56 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:06,917 ♪ it's time that I impart ♪ 57 00:02:06,917 --> 00:02:08,000 ♪ these words of wisdom ♪ 58 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:11,042 ♪ on how playing is an art ♪ 59 00:02:11,042 --> 00:02:14,125 ♪ you'll never ever lose ♪ 60 00:02:14,125 --> 00:02:18,125 ♪ just follow my rules ♪ 61 00:02:18,125 --> 00:02:22,333 ♪ you'll have any man You choose ♪ 62 00:02:22,333 --> 00:02:26,750 ♪ when you follow the rules ♪ 63 00:02:26,750 --> 00:02:31,125 ♪ just follow The rules ♪ 64 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:42,375 Do you have a good Relationship with your exes? 65 00:02:42,375 --> 00:02:45,667 Uh, some yes, Others not so much. 66 00:02:45,667 --> 00:02:47,208 Why some not so much? 67 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:50,500 Well, shane Was married, 68 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:52,792 Emma is in rehab, 69 00:02:52,792 --> 00:02:55,625 And, um, dina Tried to stab me. 70 00:02:55,625 --> 00:02:57,708 Whoa! 71 00:02:57,708 --> 00:02:59,917 So no breakup sex With her, huh? 72 00:02:59,917 --> 00:03:01,792 She tried to stab me During breakup sex. 73 00:03:01,792 --> 00:03:04,417 Wow! Sounds painful. 74 00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:06,042 Are you kidding? 75 00:03:06,042 --> 00:03:07,833 It was Fucking amazing. 76 00:03:07,833 --> 00:03:09,125 Really? Oh, yeah. 77 00:03:09,125 --> 00:03:10,125 Oh, no. I love Breakup sex. 78 00:03:10,125 --> 00:03:11,375 I go all out On that shit. 79 00:03:11,375 --> 00:03:15,292 I'm talking, like, Acrobatics, Pyrotechnics, 80 00:03:15,292 --> 00:03:18,083 You know, Endangered animals. 81 00:03:18,083 --> 00:03:19,375 Why? 82 00:03:19,375 --> 00:03:20,958 Because breakup sex Is the measuring stick 83 00:03:20,958 --> 00:03:23,958 By which your ex is Going to gauge all Future hookups. 84 00:03:23,958 --> 00:03:24,958 I want her to be like, "Oh, I used to hate The way he 85 00:03:24,958 --> 00:03:27,833 "Picked his nose With a fork, 86 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:31,292 But, damn, that guy Could fuck!" you know? 87 00:03:31,292 --> 00:03:35,750 See? Those two Know what I'm Talking about. 88 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:37,000 Do you think you get More closure from it? 89 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,500 I don't believe In closure. 90 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:42,250 Jason and I never Had breakup sex. 91 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:43,875 Yeah. I mean, If that's something 92 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:46,542 You feel like You should explore, You know? 93 00:03:46,542 --> 00:03:48,500 [banging on table] 94 00:03:52,917 --> 00:03:56,042 You don't think it's Something I would Regret, do you? 95 00:03:56,042 --> 00:03:58,833 I don't believe In regrets either... 96 00:03:58,833 --> 00:04:02,208 But better to regret Something you did 97 00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:03,125 Over something You didn't. 98 00:04:07,708 --> 00:04:08,208 [pottery breaks] 99 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:12,458 You ready For the meade Negotiations tomorrow? 100 00:04:12,458 --> 00:04:15,125 When am I not ready? 101 00:04:15,125 --> 00:04:17,542 The question is Are you ready? 102 00:04:17,542 --> 00:04:19,500 Oh, I was born ready. 103 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:21,417 They may be sharks, 104 00:04:21,417 --> 00:04:23,875 But I'm A killer whale. 105 00:04:23,875 --> 00:04:25,042 Ok, shamu. 106 00:04:25,042 --> 00:04:26,792 Watch me swim 107 00:04:26,792 --> 00:04:30,375 Through the ring And splash them Into submission. 108 00:04:30,375 --> 00:04:33,542 Ok. This killer whale Metaphor is getting 109 00:04:33,542 --> 00:04:36,167 Less and less Intimidating By the second. 110 00:04:36,167 --> 00:04:38,333 Hey. So I was Thinking when I win The negotiations tomorrow, 111 00:04:38,333 --> 00:04:42,333 What about we go out To dinner to celebrate? 112 00:04:42,333 --> 00:04:43,667 We'll see. 113 00:04:46,917 --> 00:04:49,167 By the way, I spoke To your ex. 114 00:04:55,667 --> 00:04:57,625 You did? 115 00:04:57,625 --> 00:05:00,167 I think She's in need Of a little closure. 116 00:05:06,625 --> 00:05:10,375 Sam: ok. What kind Of face cream Does penni use? 117 00:05:10,375 --> 00:05:12,708 Hmm. She uses Face cream? 118 00:05:12,708 --> 00:05:13,833 Looks like she just Licked her palms 119 00:05:13,833 --> 00:05:14,667 And spread them On her face. 120 00:05:14,667 --> 00:05:18,083 Ehnnn! Wrong! It's vodka. 121 00:05:21,417 --> 00:05:22,542 [glass breaks] 122 00:05:22,542 --> 00:05:23,708 Tyler: hey. Hey! 123 00:05:23,708 --> 00:05:25,333 When I said Free drinks For life, 124 00:05:25,333 --> 00:05:26,875 That does not Include using 125 00:05:26,875 --> 00:05:28,125 My top shelf liquor For your personal Hygiene. 126 00:05:29,917 --> 00:05:33,042 I can't-- I can't do this. 127 00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:35,583 Give this to me. Gi-- 128 00:05:35,583 --> 00:05:38,250 Ugh! I cannot Do this. 129 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:39,917 I cannot fake Being in a straight Relationship 130 00:05:39,917 --> 00:05:41,375 With that. 131 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:43,833 Amy: oh, relax. Being in a fake Straight relationship 132 00:05:43,833 --> 00:05:45,458 Is easy. 133 00:05:45,458 --> 00:05:47,167 I did it for years With my ex-boyfriends. 134 00:05:47,167 --> 00:05:50,458 Sam: look! You have to find a way 135 00:05:50,458 --> 00:05:51,500 To truly get To know each other, 136 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:54,000 Or you are gonna Lose everything. 137 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,667 You guys are gonna need To move in together. 138 00:05:55,667 --> 00:05:56,500 Oh, my god. 139 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:58,917 You have A bathtub, right? 140 00:05:58,917 --> 00:06:00,083 No. A shower. 141 00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:02,875 Well, then where am I Gonna sleep? 142 00:06:02,875 --> 00:06:04,042 Hey, guys. How's it going? 143 00:06:04,042 --> 00:06:07,375 You ready for your Big interview next week? 144 00:06:07,375 --> 00:06:08,958 Sam: it's not Going well. 145 00:06:08,958 --> 00:06:12,250 Really, really, It's not going well. 146 00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:13,542 What happens if They don't pass 147 00:06:13,542 --> 00:06:14,583 The immigration Interview? 148 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:15,292 They'll pass it. 149 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:16,083 They have to pass it. 150 00:06:16,083 --> 00:06:18,042 Failure is not An option. 151 00:06:18,042 --> 00:06:19,417 They're a mess. 152 00:06:19,417 --> 00:06:20,917 I mean, penni's out of Her antipsychotic drugs, 153 00:06:20,917 --> 00:06:22,750 Which I don't know if She's taking for fun Or for real. 154 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:24,542 They'll probably Kill each other Before the interview, 155 00:06:24,542 --> 00:06:26,167 In which event it won't Be an immigration case. 156 00:06:26,167 --> 00:06:27,458 It will be A murder case. 157 00:06:27,458 --> 00:06:29,250 All right. All right. 158 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:32,417 They have to move in With each other. 159 00:06:32,417 --> 00:06:33,833 That is just what I was saying. 160 00:06:33,833 --> 00:06:34,917 You can learn a lot About a person 161 00:06:34,917 --> 00:06:36,500 Just from spending One night together. 162 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:39,417 I know. Right. 163 00:06:39,417 --> 00:06:41,000 Wait. Why? 164 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,625 Did you recently spend The night with someone, 165 00:06:42,625 --> 00:06:46,583 Like that girl From your work Rachel whatever? 166 00:06:46,583 --> 00:06:50,292 Are we talking About this kind Of stuff now? 167 00:06:50,292 --> 00:06:52,875 I don't want things To get weird. 168 00:06:52,875 --> 00:06:54,333 No. We can be Friends. 169 00:06:54,333 --> 00:06:55,792 Why would that Be weird? 170 00:06:55,792 --> 00:06:57,583 Guys, sorry to interrupt, But I just talked with beth, 171 00:06:57,583 --> 00:06:59,500 And I think we're gonna Give things another shot. 172 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:02,333 Oh, my gosh. Charlie, that's amazing! 173 00:07:02,333 --> 00:07:04,333 I know, right? Yeah. 174 00:07:04,333 --> 00:07:05,542 She's not here, Is she? 175 00:07:05,542 --> 00:07:06,458 Yeah. Babe, come on over And meet these guys. 176 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:10,083 Beth, this is My sister sam. 177 00:07:10,083 --> 00:07:11,333 Hi. Hi. 178 00:07:11,333 --> 00:07:12,458 So nice to meet you. 179 00:07:12,458 --> 00:07:14,208 So nice to finally Meet you. 180 00:07:14,208 --> 00:07:15,458 Oh, my gosh! 181 00:07:15,458 --> 00:07:17,125 Oh, and this is jason. 182 00:07:17,125 --> 00:07:18,625 [spits] 183 00:07:18,625 --> 00:07:22,500 Hi. 184 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:26,708 So...You're...Beth. 185 00:07:26,708 --> 00:07:29,250 Let's go. 186 00:07:29,250 --> 00:07:30,250 Sweet. I'll call you. 187 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:33,000 Yeah. Call me In, like, a minute. 188 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:39,583 Were you just Checking out her ass? 189 00:07:39,583 --> 00:07:41,417 Uh... 190 00:07:41,417 --> 00:07:43,833 Yes. 191 00:07:43,833 --> 00:07:47,292 Ohh! 192 00:07:47,292 --> 00:07:48,750 No, sam, it-- 193 00:07:48,750 --> 00:07:49,125 Boo! 194 00:07:51,667 --> 00:07:53,958 You're pretty. 195 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:02,375 Mmm, mmm, beth. 196 00:08:02,375 --> 00:08:03,500 Before we go Any further, 197 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:04,625 There's something I need to tell you. 198 00:08:04,625 --> 00:08:06,667 Ok. 199 00:08:06,667 --> 00:08:08,500 Ok. When we were Apart, 200 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:15,083 I had a consensual Sexual encounter With another girl, 201 00:08:15,083 --> 00:08:17,000 And I felt terrible About it. 202 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,500 It's just that We were broken up, 203 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:21,250 And I was feeling So sad and confused, 204 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:25,250 And she was Really cute. 205 00:08:25,250 --> 00:08:26,583 That's neither Here nor there. 206 00:08:26,583 --> 00:08:29,500 The point is that I immediately Regretted it. 207 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:31,958 I don't want To be with some Other girl. 208 00:08:31,958 --> 00:08:33,125 I want to be With you. 209 00:08:35,417 --> 00:08:37,083 I hope you're Not mad. 210 00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:38,708 It's ok. 211 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:43,708 It is? 212 00:08:43,708 --> 00:08:46,958 Yeah. I mean... 213 00:08:46,958 --> 00:08:49,083 It happens, right? 214 00:08:55,375 --> 00:08:59,333 Ok. Just to be clear, When you say it happens, 215 00:08:59,333 --> 00:09:01,333 Do you mean that happened, 216 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:03,792 Or do you mean that, Like, other things happened, 217 00:09:03,792 --> 00:09:05,292 Like things With you or-- 218 00:09:05,292 --> 00:09:08,708 What happened Happened. 219 00:09:08,708 --> 00:09:10,583 What matters... 220 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:13,125 Is that we're here Together. 221 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:19,833 Leah nobel: ♪ I don't know what it is ♪ 222 00:09:19,833 --> 00:09:22,667 ♪ about people these days... ♪ 223 00:09:22,667 --> 00:09:23,667 You can have... 224 00:09:23,667 --> 00:09:25,875 A consensual... 225 00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:28,542 Sexual... 226 00:09:28,542 --> 00:09:31,750 Encounter with me. 227 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:35,833 ♪ didn't your mama Teach you how to behave? ♪ 228 00:09:35,833 --> 00:09:37,333 ♪ I guess not ♪ 229 00:09:37,333 --> 00:09:40,250 ♪ no, I guess not ♪ 230 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:41,708 ♪ I guess not ♪ 231 00:09:41,708 --> 00:09:43,417 ♪ no, I guess not ♪ 232 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:48,125 Oh. So something Definitely happened then? 233 00:09:48,125 --> 00:09:49,875 You know what? I don't even care. 234 00:09:49,875 --> 00:09:52,500 You don't know her, 235 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:54,042 I don't know him, 236 00:09:54,042 --> 00:09:57,500 And we can focus On us. 237 00:09:57,500 --> 00:10:01,500 ♪ pretend someone Is calling me ♪ 238 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,833 ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ 239 00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:04,875 ♪ oh, oh, oh ♪ 240 00:10:04,875 --> 00:10:07,083 I don't know him, Right? 241 00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:11,208 Charlie, you're Blowing it. 242 00:10:11,208 --> 00:10:13,958 Right. 243 00:10:13,958 --> 00:10:18,042 ♪ why is it so hard To find someone who is kind ♪ 244 00:10:18,042 --> 00:10:22,750 ♪ someone who respects An imaginary line? ♪ 245 00:10:22,750 --> 00:10:24,208 ♪ I don't know what it is ♪ 246 00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:26,333 ♪ about people these days ♪ 247 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:31,750 ♪ so inconsiderate, Always up in my face ♪ 248 00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:35,667 ♪ didn't your mama Teach you how to behave? ♪ 249 00:10:35,667 --> 00:10:40,167 ♪ didn't your mama Teach you how to behave? ♪ 250 00:10:40,167 --> 00:10:42,750 ♪ I guess not, no... ♪ 251 00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:48,375 Was it that idiot Micah from your Writing group? 252 00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:49,792 No. 253 00:10:53,875 --> 00:10:55,375 Was it that Weird guy dave, 254 00:10:55,375 --> 00:10:56,875 Who flirts with you At the juice bar? 255 00:10:56,875 --> 00:10:58,625 No. 256 00:10:58,625 --> 00:10:59,542 Was it one Of my friends? 257 00:10:59,542 --> 00:11:01,750 Ok. I'm just gonna Start 258 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:03,042 Naming my friends, 259 00:11:03,042 --> 00:11:04,958 And you have to tell Me if I'm right. 260 00:11:04,958 --> 00:11:09,000 Ok. Dylan, isaac, Jackson, jeremy, 261 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:14,458 Jesse--mmm. Duffy, elliot... 262 00:11:14,458 --> 00:11:18,083 ♪ so inconsiderate, Always up in my face ♪ 263 00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:21,500 ♪ didn't your mama Teach you how to behave? ♪ 264 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:27,875 ♪ didn't your mama Teach you how to behave? ♪ 265 00:11:34,708 --> 00:11:37,583 [cell phone ringing] 266 00:11:37,583 --> 00:11:38,625 Hello? 267 00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:40,833 Hey. Jason. 268 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:42,792 Sam. 269 00:11:42,792 --> 00:11:45,125 I was just thinking Let's go to dinner Tomorrow night. 270 00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:47,250 Ok. Ok. Great. 271 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:49,333 I just want to Catch up. 272 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,417 There's no reason we Can't be friends, right? 273 00:11:51,417 --> 00:11:52,625 That sounds great. 274 00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:54,125 So did you have A place in mind, or-- 275 00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:55,625 Why don't you just Pick a place 276 00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:58,500 And, uh, text me The address? 277 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:02,167 Ok, but are you hungry For italian or vietnamese? 278 00:12:02,167 --> 00:12:03,167 Sam, I'm sorry. I'm really late For a meeting. 279 00:12:03,167 --> 00:12:05,917 Look. I'll see you Tomorrow night. 280 00:12:05,917 --> 00:12:10,208 Ok. Um, bye. 281 00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:11,750 What the fuck? 282 00:12:17,208 --> 00:12:18,875 Are you trying to Get back with your ex? 283 00:12:18,875 --> 00:12:22,250 No. We're just Going to dinner. 284 00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:23,875 I think we need Some closure. 285 00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:25,750 You're trying to Get back with him. 286 00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:28,750 You can't tell me You never talk To any of your exes. 287 00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:32,458 Exes. I need to Have girlfriends To have exes. 288 00:12:32,458 --> 00:12:33,292 What about Mackenzie? 289 00:12:33,292 --> 00:12:34,458 How do you know About her? 290 00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:37,042 Do you have any idea How often you leave 291 00:12:37,042 --> 00:12:39,542 Your e-mail open On my computer? 292 00:12:39,542 --> 00:12:43,500 Do you know how often You wear stupid stuff? Shut up! 293 00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:53,417 Man: what we're Offering your client Is more than fair. 294 00:12:53,417 --> 00:12:56,250 We've already outlined The terms of the merger. 295 00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:59,042 You said yes, Now you're reneging. 296 00:12:59,042 --> 00:13:00,500 If you want to play this The hard way, 297 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:01,250 We've already got A team in place, Ready to turn this 298 00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:04,625 Into a hostile takeover. 299 00:13:04,625 --> 00:13:06,000 It's up to you. 300 00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:10,500 Oh, my god. Did you see Their faces 301 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,667 When I said, "Hostile takeover"? 302 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:15,167 For a second there, I thought you blew The whole negotiations. 303 00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:16,500 Whatever possessed You to-- 304 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:19,417 I don't know. I just had This feeling. 305 00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:21,833 Well, that feeling Closed us A huge deal. 306 00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:23,292 You what this Means then? 307 00:13:23,292 --> 00:13:25,125 Fat bonuses, keys To the executive Bathroom, 308 00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:26,750 Riding around in The company's g6. 309 00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:28,125 Even better. 310 00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:34,583 I'm taking you Out to dinner. 311 00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:36,125 We'll see. 312 00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:40,667 That's what you Keep saying. 313 00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:46,542 [whispering] 314 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,625 What's in here, A dead body? 315 00:13:55,625 --> 00:13:58,625 Wouldn't be Too surprised. 316 00:13:58,625 --> 00:14:02,458 [sneezes] 317 00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:03,458 Will you quit with That voodoo crap? 318 00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:05,042 You know I'm Allergic to sage. 319 00:14:05,042 --> 00:14:06,333 I have a pill for that. 320 00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:08,250 All right. I got to go back to work. 321 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:09,208 Have fun With your fiancée. 322 00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:12,125 Uh, maybe I should Go to the bar. 323 00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:13,750 No. You have to Stay here 324 00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:15,833 Because you have To stay here. 325 00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:18,958 Ohh. 326 00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,875 God, I'm exhausted Just looking at all This shit 327 00:14:20,875 --> 00:14:22,083 We have to do. 328 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:24,667 I have a pill For that, too. 329 00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:28,208 [both humming] 330 00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:31,750 Ok. Ready? Yeah. 331 00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:32,958 Della swiss: ♪ every minute of every day ♪ 332 00:14:32,958 --> 00:14:35,583 ♪ of every month For 3 years ♪ 333 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:36,625 ♪ thinking you were Coming back... ♪ 334 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,208 What's this? 335 00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,917 Home enema. What's this? 336 00:14:40,917 --> 00:14:41,583 Stun gun. 337 00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:43,875 Aah! 338 00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:45,375 Thirsty? 339 00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:47,333 ♪ I'm gonna scream Into the sky ♪ 340 00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:49,208 Whoo-hoo! Ha ha ha! 341 00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:51,333 Ha ha ha! 342 00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:53,792 ♪ and that's to burn, Burn them all ♪ 343 00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:54,958 ♪ here I go ♪ 344 00:14:54,958 --> 00:14:57,042 ♪ watch me do it ♪ 345 00:14:57,042 --> 00:14:58,458 Aah! 346 00:14:58,458 --> 00:15:00,125 ♪ here I go ♪ 347 00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:02,000 ♪ watch me do it ♪ 348 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,250 Hang on. 349 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,292 Ok. 350 00:15:04,292 --> 00:15:05,500 ♪ watch me do it ♪ 351 00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:06,750 ♪ here I go ♪ 352 00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:09,583 ♪ watch me do it ♪ 353 00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:12,000 ♪ here I go ♪ 354 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,208 ♪ watch me do it ♪ 355 00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:14,417 Oh, ho ho ho! 356 00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:14,875 Meehhhn! 357 00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:18,917 Ohh. Mmm. 358 00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:20,958 Ha ha! 359 00:15:20,958 --> 00:15:22,875 Ok. What's my Grandfather's name? 360 00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:23,542 Atticus. 361 00:15:23,542 --> 00:15:25,458 Wrong! 362 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,750 It's finch. 363 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:29,958 Ohh! 364 00:15:29,958 --> 00:15:31,250 Don't you dare, Don't you dare throw That at my head. 365 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,375 You are insane. I can't live like this. 366 00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:36,500 Well, you begged me To move in with you. 367 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,125 I was perfectly Fine living Under the bridge! 368 00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:40,250 Tyler: oh, yeah! You want to be homeless? 369 00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:44,625 Go right ahead. The door's open. 370 00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:46,625 Hi. Hey. 371 00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:50,042 Ha ha! Sorry About all the noise. 372 00:15:50,042 --> 00:15:52,000 Yeah. No problem. Breakups are noisy. 373 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,208 Break--breakup? No, no. 374 00:15:55,208 --> 00:15:57,375 Just one of our Normal, everyday fights. 375 00:15:57,375 --> 00:16:00,542 Are you kidding? It's just foreplay. 376 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:03,000 I like it angry. 377 00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:11,083 Lex land: ♪ I know I may seem tough ♪ 378 00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:12,458 ♪ and that I can play rough... ♪ 379 00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:16,167 Come on, you guys. Don't fight. 380 00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:18,042 If you like, I can do a little dance 381 00:16:18,042 --> 00:16:19,750 To "Twinkle, twinkle, Little star." 382 00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:22,875 It always used to make My parents feel better After a fight. 383 00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:24,375 We're not fighting. 384 00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:29,042 We're just not Talking right now. 385 00:16:29,042 --> 00:16:30,458 You know what we should Do tomorrow? 386 00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:33,167 We should take one Of jenna's hot yoga classes. 387 00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:35,375 I just bought the cutest New lululemon yoga pants. 388 00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:36,917 You totally should. 389 00:16:36,917 --> 00:16:38,833 There's this guy That takes The yoga class, 390 00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:41,500 And he does The sexiest Lizard pose. 391 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,833 I can't. I'm working On a project with ryan, 392 00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:45,500 And then I'm going To dinner with jason. 393 00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:46,667 Whoa! Double dipping. 394 00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:50,792 It's not like that. Ryan and I are just... 395 00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:52,125 Well, I don't really Know what we are, 396 00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:54,667 But jason and I are Definitely just friends. 397 00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:57,875 Friends that Need closure. 398 00:16:57,875 --> 00:16:59,417 Am I right? 399 00:16:59,417 --> 00:17:02,208 Oh. So you Can be friends With your exes, 400 00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:04,292 And I can't? 401 00:17:04,292 --> 00:17:06,250 Seems a little Hypocritical, Don't you think? 402 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,083 Not really! 403 00:17:08,083 --> 00:17:10,125 Jason didn't Screw around on me. 404 00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:11,917 So that gives you The right to Screw with him? 405 00:17:11,917 --> 00:17:14,458 You're delusional. 406 00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:21,083 Amy: honey, I'm home. 407 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,125 [splash, scream] 408 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,542 Did you leave The toilet seat Up again? 409 00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:29,292 Uh, yeah. 410 00:17:29,292 --> 00:17:30,792 Ok. First of all, That is bizarre. 411 00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:33,083 Second of all, 412 00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:34,667 One of the benefits Of being a lesbian 413 00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:37,250 Is that I don't Have to deal With this shit! 414 00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:39,000 Fuck! It's just water. 415 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,917 Don't get hysterical. 416 00:17:41,917 --> 00:17:44,042 Oh. Hysterical? 417 00:17:44,042 --> 00:17:45,667 Now you're not just Pissing like a man, 418 00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:48,417 You're using Gender-biased labels, too? 419 00:17:48,417 --> 00:17:51,417 I really take offense To that casual use 420 00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:53,708 Of that word In our culture, That and crazy. 421 00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:57,292 [knock on door] 422 00:17:57,292 --> 00:17:59,042 Hey. 423 00:17:59,042 --> 00:18:01,708 Um, I know it's late, But I was just wondering 424 00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:03,875 If I could crash here For tonight. 425 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,458 Of course. 426 00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:07,500 She can stay On the couch With me. 427 00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:08,833 Uh, no. That's ok. 428 00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:11,500 I've slept with enough Straight guys I my life 429 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,542 I can sleep On the floor. 430 00:18:13,542 --> 00:18:14,625 Don't be silly. 431 00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:15,750 You can just sleep In my bed. 432 00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:17,750 But I-- Charlie. 433 00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:19,667 Don't even try. 434 00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:27,917 Just, uh-- 435 00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:35,792 I never get To have nice things. 436 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:42,917 You still feeding The squirrels? 437 00:18:42,917 --> 00:18:45,958 Probably still hungry. 438 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:46,958 Well, next time, You can probably Feed them something 439 00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:47,958 They don't eat a lot 440 00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:50,875 Like a club Sandwich. 441 00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:55,667 Probably fucking Sick of chestnuts. 442 00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,208 Do you think I'm A hypocrite 443 00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:57,917 For seeing jason tonight While telling my friend 444 00:18:57,917 --> 00:19:00,167 Not to see her ex? 445 00:19:00,167 --> 00:19:01,792 Oh, that's perfect! 446 00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:06,500 No. I don't think You're a hypocrite, 447 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,583 And if something Inside of you Is telling you 448 00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:09,917 You need to go See your ex, 449 00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:11,833 You should probably Go see him. 450 00:19:13,958 --> 00:19:17,583 You don't mind? 451 00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:18,708 Why would I mind? 452 00:19:21,292 --> 00:19:22,542 I have to leave, Like, right now 453 00:19:22,542 --> 00:19:25,375 In order to make it To dinner. 454 00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:26,792 Well, then you Better get going. 455 00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:31,292 I'll just, uh... 456 00:19:31,292 --> 00:19:35,458 I'll just add this To our found art pile. 457 00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:40,708 [crunch] 458 00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:43,583 Ok. That's gross. 459 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,875 This is good. It's got Red bell peppers on it. 460 00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:50,958 [sighs] 461 00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:52,958 Jason: ha! Somehow, I can't imagine you 462 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,167 With a hammer In your hand 463 00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:56,958 And a tool belt On your hip, 464 00:19:56,958 --> 00:19:58,833 But I think It's cool. 465 00:19:58,833 --> 00:19:59,833 You're trying Something different. 466 00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:02,042 It's been really Transformative. 467 00:20:02,042 --> 00:20:05,583 It's like the whole world And all your problems Just melt away, 468 00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:08,000 And it's you And your hammer And the wood 469 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,875 Or the clay and your hands, 470 00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:13,417 And nothing else Gets in the way 471 00:20:13,417 --> 00:20:17,458 Except for sometimes Your thumbs. 472 00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:18,958 This is my hammer. 473 00:20:18,958 --> 00:20:20,083 There are many Like it, 474 00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:22,083 But this one Is mine. 475 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:29,708 Ohh. "Platoon." "Full metal jacket." 476 00:20:29,708 --> 00:20:31,458 But I know What you're saying. 477 00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:32,875 I've been on this String of cases Recently 478 00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:36,000 Where I've just gone Into this zone, Like yesterday. 479 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,125 It's just like You said. 480 00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:39,458 The whole world Melted away. 481 00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:41,208 I went with my gut, 482 00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:43,417 And I took the lead On this big deal, 483 00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:45,000 And we won. 484 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,875 That's amazing. 485 00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:50,875 To living In the moment. 486 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,125 To living In the moment. 487 00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:03,667 This is nice. Thank you for-- 488 00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:06,208 You know, we never Had breakup sex. 489 00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:09,042 Uh...No. 490 00:21:09,042 --> 00:21:13,958 No. We--we never did Have breakup sex. 491 00:21:13,958 --> 00:21:15,375 Right? 492 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:18,542 That's right. 493 00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:23,417 Come here just For, like, one second. 494 00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:25,875 I just want to Tell you something. 495 00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:33,708 What are you doing? 496 00:21:33,708 --> 00:21:36,375 I don't know. 497 00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:38,750 I'm just trying to Live in the moment. 498 00:22:26,958 --> 00:22:28,625 [car horn honks] 499 00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:46,333 [belt hits floor] 500 00:23:12,708 --> 00:23:15,667 [sirens] 501 00:23:18,167 --> 00:23:19,917 Heh heh heh. 502 00:24:15,708 --> 00:24:17,333 Ohh! 503 00:25:13,917 --> 00:25:15,458 I miss this. 504 00:25:18,208 --> 00:25:19,750 Me, too. 505 00:25:23,542 --> 00:25:28,792 Why wasn't it ever Like that when we Were dating? 506 00:25:28,792 --> 00:25:31,583 I don't know. 507 00:25:31,583 --> 00:25:34,917 Maybe it's better When there's No expectations. 508 00:25:39,333 --> 00:25:44,792 That was the best Breakup sex I've ever had. 509 00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:54,458 Thank you. 510 00:25:54,458 --> 00:25:57,583 What a great way To end it. 511 00:25:57,583 --> 00:25:59,250 End it? 512 00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:01,292 [sirens] 513 00:26:01,292 --> 00:26:05,625 Yeah. I thought this Was about closure. 514 00:26:05,625 --> 00:26:07,833 What did you think? 515 00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:10,625 Yeah. I--I guess I don't know What I thought. 516 00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:14,208 I just... 517 00:26:14,208 --> 00:26:16,875 I was just trying to Live in the moment, 518 00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:18,250 Do what felt right, 519 00:26:18,250 --> 00:26:22,083 And that felt Really, really Right. 520 00:26:22,083 --> 00:26:24,375 You're not gonna Spend the night? 521 00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:29,208 Spend the night Or get back together? 522 00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:34,250 I don't know. I mean... 523 00:26:34,250 --> 00:26:36,083 Why do we have To define it. 524 00:26:36,083 --> 00:26:40,458 Let's just go With our instincts. 525 00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:49,292 Well, my instincts Are telling me it's Time to move on. 526 00:27:02,750 --> 00:27:03,208 [sighs] 527 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,375 What happened? 528 00:27:08,958 --> 00:27:11,167 Do yourself a favor. 529 00:27:11,167 --> 00:27:13,000 Stay away From ex sex. 530 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,583 Breakup sex, Makeup sex. 531 00:27:16,583 --> 00:27:17,792 When you have sex With an ex, 532 00:27:17,792 --> 00:27:21,333 All you do is Get fucked. 533 00:27:21,333 --> 00:27:22,875 Ahh. 534 00:27:25,917 --> 00:27:27,500 What are you doing? 535 00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:28,833 You just made up A new rule. 536 00:27:28,833 --> 00:27:30,583 I have to write it down Before I forget. 537 00:27:39,167 --> 00:27:43,250 Dinner tomorrow night Alinea 8 p.M. 538 00:27:43,250 --> 00:27:45,375 I don't do Relationships, remember? 539 00:27:45,375 --> 00:27:47,167 Relax. 540 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:48,458 It's just dinner. 541 00:27:54,667 --> 00:27:59,250 Hey. I feel really weird About how we left things. 542 00:27:59,250 --> 00:28:01,125 Can we meet To talk it out? 543 00:28:01,125 --> 00:28:03,250 At the amphitheater By the bean. 544 00:28:14,875 --> 00:28:18,667 Jenna: hey, sam. Hi. 545 00:28:18,667 --> 00:28:21,083 I'm glad you called. 546 00:28:21,083 --> 00:28:24,083 So should we have Makeup sex now? 547 00:28:24,083 --> 00:28:25,208 Ha ha ha! 548 00:28:25,208 --> 00:28:27,250 Chauncey jacks: ♪ sorry I can't stay ♪ 549 00:28:27,250 --> 00:28:30,417 ♪ got too much to do For you, baby ♪ 550 00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:32,458 ♪ but ♪ 551 00:28:32,458 --> 00:28:36,875 ♪ I wouldn't change a thing ♪ 552 00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:39,833 ♪ I wouldn't change ♪ 553 00:28:39,833 --> 00:28:43,792 ♪ a thing, a thing ♪ 554 00:28:43,792 --> 00:28:46,167 ♪ I wouldn't change ♪ 555 00:28:46,167 --> 00:28:54,875 ♪ a thing ♪ 556 00:28:59,542 --> 00:29:00,750 Ryan: Yeah. She is hot. 557 00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:03,667 Right now, he Is looking Into her eyes, 558 00:29:03,667 --> 00:29:06,250 Seducing her With sincerity. 559 00:29:06,250 --> 00:29:07,917 Gorgeous, full lips. 560 00:29:07,917 --> 00:29:10,042 See? Dinner isn't So threatening. 561 00:29:10,042 --> 00:29:11,167 And then What happens? 562 00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:12,750 Ahh! 563 00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:16,583 We should stop Before this becomes A relationship. 564 00:29:16,583 --> 00:29:18,792 Kidding. 565 00:29:18,792 --> 00:29:21,125 Megan: I had the best Sex of my life last night. 566 00:29:21,125 --> 00:29:22,333 Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 567 00:29:22,333 --> 00:29:24,500 Come sleep with me In dreamland, 568 00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:26,000 My fiery dove.